"I shoulda been a blogger"

 - to the tune of Toby Keith's "Should Have Been a Cowboy" - before we bombed Iraq and he started writing irritating and catchy songs about Americana, some of which I strongly disagree with, and some of which are just a terribly poor and accurate representation of certain sectors of society.

But I digress.

I am in LAX, on my way back Down Under after a 2 week jaunt through the U.S.

Things I miss about Melbourne when I'm in America:
coffee
poached eggs
Jack
public transit
pleasing accents
socialism

Things I miss about America when I'm in Melbourne:
queso
Dr Pepper
Merv, Peaches, Louise, Stella, Zeke, Keeley
cheap retail ($40 jeans, $20 booties)
Southern drawls
iced tea

So, I guess my thoughts are - it's a toss up.

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